I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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