No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Randomize