ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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