giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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