yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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