Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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