is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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