So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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