hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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