Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
wow bdsm is so cute
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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