Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Floor bacon is actually really good
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
