If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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