I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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