What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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