I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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