we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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