I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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