jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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