yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I didn't notice because vodka
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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