I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You are the jesus of drinking
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize