Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
do nipples grow back?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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