I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We were destined to go to rehab together
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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