your thong is hanging out like whoa
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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