I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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