Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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