of course. lets lasso hookers.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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