I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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