My friends, they love my intelligence
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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