alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
