Ambien. No doubt about it.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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