He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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