I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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