Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
