I'm drive I can fine osifer
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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