yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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