My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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