dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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