Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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