I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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