shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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