How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
