Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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