We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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