haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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