all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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