He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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