If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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