We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
