Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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