I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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