yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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