if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
