Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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