Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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