just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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